DishBlog...The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Friday, December 08, 2006

Eva Longoria is comfy with Tony planning the wedding!

Tori Spelling loves a good garage sale!

So much in fact she's had one of her own, and she worked it!
Apparently the sale was a huge success, with peope lined up before the ale even begun!
the couple went around their hood posting pink signes reading: "Tori Spelling Yard Sale, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are cleaning house. Furniture, clothing, memorabilia. Take Some Tori Home! Everything Must Go!"

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Lindsay Lohan is cutting off her nose despite her face....

She's waging war on tabloids and her ex assistant and there was a full page spread of a message she sent to friends on her sidekick which was then forwarded to Page Six and Gawker. Brace yourself!

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Scary Spice, Mel B, says: Eddie Murphy is the father of my baby!

She quoted as saying, “I am obviously upset and distressed at some of the comments made by Eddie Murphy to the media...I was astonished by what Eddie said – there is absolutely no question that Eddie is the father. My main concern is to concentrate on the well being of my daughter and baby."

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl call it quits!


Two of Hollywood’s hottest gay couple, who have paved the way for other celebs such as Neil Patrick Harris, are officially no longer a couple!

There's no excuse and I'm no longer a fan of Jessica Simpson...
She was given the honor of singing 9 to 5 at the Dolly Patron tribute concert Sunday in Washington DC and she flubbed the lines and walked off stage in tears. Everyone who was there said she showed up unprepared which doesn't surprise me because she didn’t prepare for her Teen Choice awards hosting gig either. How can you not know that song inside and out especially when it's one of the most popular songs of her idol. That's beyond crap, unprofessional and embarrassing! It was re-taped and you won't see it on the broadcast but you can find it at tmz.com

It's Over....


Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have finally come out on their break up!
(eonline)
"After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," publicists Stephen Huvane and John Pisani said in a joint statement to People Tuesday.
With stories of their demise gracing magazine covers, the former Friends star traveled to London in October to visit Vaughn on the set of his latest film, the Christmas comedy Fred Claus. Earlier that month Aniston had appeared on Oprah Winfrey's show to dispel the breakup talk, telling the talk-show maven "no, no" when asked if Vaughniston was no more.
Vaughn, meanwhile, threatened to sue a handful of tabloids that ran an item alleging he had been spotted kissing a "mystery blonde."
Oprah actually seems to have been the unofficial sounding board for what was and what wasn't throughout their year-long relationship. In August, Aniston called in to call rumors of an elaborate wedding (Winfrey footing the $8 million bill, etc.) "so unbelievable."
"People are getting fed a lot of bull," the 36-year-old actress told People afterward, pointing out that she had received neither a ring nor a proposal from Vaughn and calling the hubbub "insane."
"Normally we don't even acknowledge these things, because they're endless," Aniston said, "but at this point, the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they're getting angry. My dad calls and he says, 'Honey, it's on the CNN crawl,' and I'm going, 'Wait a second!' "
Though various tabloids claimed to have all the romantic details of this so-called proposal, a source told E! Online Senior Editor Marc Malkin that Vaughn never popped the question.
Aniston and Vaughn started dating in 2005 while they were working on The Break-Up in Chicago, a coupling that millions of people suspected long before it was ever confirmed. Although they avoided walking the red carpet together, the duo were photographed looking awfully friendly at a sporting event, an aquarium and while taking a cozy boat ride in Paris.
"She's awesome," Vaughn told People at the time, supposedly talking about his "friend," Jennifer Aniston. "She has just a wonderful warmth and likeability about her."
Aniston, who was rebounding from her divorce from Brad Pitt, likewise told Vanity Fair, "I adore Vince Vaughn, but I'm not going out with Vince Vaughn."
Only now, however, does that statement appear to be true.

Monday, December 04, 2006

OMG...she's got pants on, what the hell is going on here!

I guess Britney's cooch needed a break from the lime light!

Britney and her back up dancers hit Club Area in LA, and apparently were seated next to Paris Hilton, her publicist, Elliot Mintz, sometimes boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and the one man who would make me puke the moment I saw him, oil heir, Brandon Davis.

Kith Urban's out of rehab and doing well...

Apparently the couple had brunch at the polo lounge yesterday!!! Cross your fingers these two make it, I really like the fact that he's honest about his addictions and she stood by him!

Even Kid Rock dealing with his divorce.

Even though, Pam Anderson looks a little trashy she always remains classy. I think she's a great mother and she's a savvy business women. Glad she left Kid Rock, now if she'd just let some air out of those breasts of hers.

Here you go! Enjoy!


This is an old picture of Ryan Reynolds from Men's Health January 2005.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

There's only one thing I like about Lindsay Lohan right now...

She's not hanging out with Britney Spears, regardless of whether it's by choice or not, it's the best thing that's ever happened to her lately.

I do have to say she looks very classy and elegant here. Good on you Lohan, here's your chance to come out smelling like roses.

Congratulations to Eva Longoria!

No not because she's been classy enough to cover up her cooch for the paps but because she's now engaged to her 24 yeasr old Antonio Spurs hottie (some think so) Tony Parker.

I now hate Britney Spears more than I've ever hated any celebrity in my life!

I like Courtney Love more then her and Anna Nicole Smith and even the demon you can see in the back ground here, Brandon Davis. They're not nearly as sad and pathetic and weak as Britney. She's had several shots of her vagina posted everywhere and I believe she knows exactly what's happening, unless she’s on some serious medication and has lost contact with her brain, or she's ripped on more coke than Tony Montana and if that’s the case I may be able to forgive her. The sad reality in my mind though is that she's had one too many cosmos and speaking from personal experience (for purpose of making my point; I've probably drank more cosmo's in one night than she has in her life…by the way, I’m not bragging, I’m actually pretty saddened by that fact) but my the point is I'd never let my cooch be shot by the paps! Paris bloody Hilton has tried to cover up Britney several times. That is beyond pathetic and stupid and skanky. There will be no come back for her, she's simply not capable of it, she's not even capable of behaving like a woman, she's weak and I have no sympathy for her, she's not taking the high road and in fact Kevin Federline looks better than her right now. If there's any chance in hell that you might be reading this Britney smarten up and act like you have some self respect...woops I forgot you can't act.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen leaving the Today show...

I love Ashley's chocolate locks! What do you think?

Not a good look for Jessica Simpson...

On the set of her new film, Blonde Ambition, she plays a woman trying to work her way up the corporate ladder! I'm not sure about her as an actress; I haven't seen her in anything but the Dukes of Hazard… so I’ll reserve judgment.

Cameron Diaz is on Ellen today...

It's sure to be a riot! Love Cameron's new hair!

Matthew McConaughey...

From the neck down it's all good...what do you think?

The X's: Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker together again?

I wonder if they're reconciling or just talking about the dirty details of the divorce, like $ and custody of their two children.


Britney Spears' b-day's December 2nd!


Who knows if Lindsay Lohan will be there, I'm guessing the whole episode where Lindsay cam out of Paris Hiltons house screaming she was abused by the heiress was true or not, they probably dared her to go out and put on a show for press. Apparently they were ll out on Monday night! So who the heck knows!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Chad Lowe and Hilary Swank...

Chad Lowe opens up tonight on Extra, he talks candidly about his drug addiction, the end of his marriage and how hard the last year has been on him.

Kid Rock and Pam Anderson are divorcing...


Pam Anderson and her rock star hubby Kid Rock have decided to put an end to their four month marriage and Anderson's rep confirmed this rumor. The 39 year old playboy playmate hired famed celebrity divorce lawyer Neal Hersh, the couple cited irreconcilable differences as their reason for divorce.

(US)The couple held a much-publicized marriage "celebration cermony" aboard a yaucht in St. Tropez July 29, but formalized their wedding when they returned to Los Angeles in more private ceremony at the Beverly Hills Courthouse. They also married Earlier this month, Anderson miscarried what would have been her and Rock’s first child together. “Pamela's privacy be respected at this time,” her rep, Tracy Nguyen, told Us Weekly on November 10.

From 1995 to 1998, Anderson was married to rocker Tommy Lee, with whom she had two boys, Dylan, 8, and Brandon, 10. It was Rock's first marriage. Anderson is currently in Vancouver filming Blonde and Blonder with Denise Richards. She recently earned rave reviews for her cameo in the film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Nicole Richie...

I heard she's doing pretty good...you go girl, eat that chicken!

Linsday Lohan, Brintey Spears and Paris Hilton...

I'm sorry, there are no words for this, I do have to say I have a sinking feeling in my stomach and it's not my McDonalds breakfast.