There's only one thing I like about Lindsay Lohan right now...

She's not hanging out with Britney Spears, regardless of whether it's by choice or not, it's the best thing that's ever happened to her lately.

I do have to say she looks very classy and elegant here. Good on you Lohan, here's your chance to come out smelling like roses.

Congratulations to Eva Longoria!

No not because she's been classy enough to cover up her cooch for the paps but because she's now engaged to her 24 yeasr old Antonio Spurs hottie (some think so) Tony Parker.

I now hate Britney Spears more than I've ever hated any celebrity in my life!

I like Courtney Love more then her and Anna Nicole Smith and even the demon you can see in the back ground here, Brandon Davis. They're not nearly as sad and pathetic and weak as Britney. She's had several shots of her vagina posted everywhere and I believe she knows exactly what's happening, unless she’s on some serious medication and has lost contact with her brain, or she's ripped on more coke than Tony Montana and if that’s the case I may be able to forgive her. The sad reality in my mind though is that she's had one too many cosmos and speaking from personal experience (for purpose of making my point; I've probably drank more cosmo's in one night than she has in her life…by the way, I’m not bragging, I’m actually pretty saddened by that fact) but my the point is I'd never let my cooch be shot by the paps! Paris bloody Hilton has tried to cover up Britney several times. That is beyond pathetic and stupid and skanky. There will be no come back for her, she's simply not capable of it, she's not even capable of behaving like a woman, she's weak and I have no sympathy for her, she's not taking the high road and in fact Kevin Federline looks better than her right now. If there's any chance in hell that you might be reading this Britney smarten up and act like you have some self respect...woops I forgot you can't act.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen leaving the Today show...

I love Ashley's chocolate locks! What do you think?

Not a good look for Jessica Simpson...

On the set of her new film, Blonde Ambition, she plays a woman trying to work her way up the corporate ladder! I'm not sure about her as an actress; I haven't seen her in anything but the Dukes of Hazard… so I’ll reserve judgment.

Cameron Diaz is on Ellen today...

It's sure to be a riot! Love Cameron's new hair!

Matthew McConaughey...

From the neck down it's all good...what do you think?

The X's: Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker together again?

I wonder if they're reconciling or just talking about the dirty details of the divorce, like $ and custody of their two children.

Britney Spears' b-day's December 2nd!

Who knows if Lindsay Lohan will be there, I'm guessing the whole episode where Lindsay cam out of Paris Hiltons house screaming she was abused by the heiress was true or not, they probably dared her to go out and put on a show for press. Apparently they were ll out on Monday night! So who the heck knows!

Chad Lowe and Hilary Swank...

Chad Lowe opens up tonight on Extra, he talks candidly about his drug addiction, the end of his marriage and how hard the last year has been on him.

Kid Rock and Pam Anderson are divorcing...


Pam Anderson and her rock star hubby Kid Rock have decided to put an end to their four month marriage and Anderson's rep confirmed this rumor. The 39 year old playboy playmate hired famed celebrity divorce lawyer Neal Hersh, the couple cited irreconcilable differences as their reason for divorce.

(US)The couple held a much-publicized marriage "celebration cermony" aboard a yaucht in St. Tropez July 29, but formalized their wedding when they returned to Los Angeles in more private ceremony at the Beverly Hills Courthouse. They also married Earlier this month, Anderson miscarried what would have been her and Rock’s first child together. “Pamela's privacy be respected at this time,” her rep, Tracy Nguyen, told Us Weekly on November 10.

From 1995 to 1998, Anderson was married to rocker Tommy Lee, with whom she had two boys, Dylan, 8, and Brandon, 10. It was Rock's first marriage. Anderson is currently in Vancouver filming Blonde and Blonder with Denise Richards. She recently earned rave reviews for her cameo in the film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Nicole Richie...

I heard she's doing pretty good...you go girl, eat that chicken!

Linsday Lohan, Brintey Spears and Paris Hilton...

I'm sorry, there are no words for this, I do have to say I have a sinking feeling in my stomach and it's not my McDonalds breakfast.