Can't Blog! I'm Off To Stand In Line For Borat!

I so want to see her smile, just once!

It's killing me that Victoria Beckham won't smile for the camera!

How do you spell trouble?

Put a coke whore and an anorexic in the same car, assuming both are either or both are both...I don't know I used to like Bosworth but I think women with eating disorders are pathetic and sad and weak and I have no time for it.

Madge was on With Meredith Viera Last night...

Detroit native, mother of three and bad English accent owner, Madonna, was on Oprah last week, and last night did an interview on NBC’s The Today Show with Meredith Viera. Madge sat down with Meredith to talk in detail about the controversy surrounding the adoption of David, her 1-year-old son from Malawi, her recent concert tour, and the continued scrutiny over her religious beliefs. Personally i found many of her comments ridiculous and desperate.

Not a hat Person!
She really doesn't suit that hat. I'm glad she's looking so well though. I knew that her and Vince were fine and that they didn't break up. It's so hard to have a blog and try and report on actual facts when so many "reputable" sources are wrong! She's just back in LA from visiting Vince in London.

We know they split, there's rumors that's he's cheated and with another women...

I spoke to a girl yesterday who claims that her cousin slept with him not too long ago.
Being in a relationship is hard as a normal couple. I can only imagine the difficulty being a star would create for a couple.

I he a Cheater Too?

I was speaking to a couple girls at the dog park yesterday and one told me Justin Timberlake tried to take her friend home with him not too long ago. This after the other girl told me her cousin slept with Ryan Phillippe her in Vancouver, apparently they met at a bar on Broadway. Crazy!

I Wasn't Acting!

(People)
Michael J. Fox says he wasn't "off his medication or acting" in an ad for a Democratic political candidate, as Rush Limbaugh has charged, but was in fact overmedicated. In a CBS Evening News interview with Katie Couric on Thursday, Fox explained that the effects of his medication are hard to predict: "I just take it and it kicks in when it kicks in. Sometimes it kicks in too hard and then you get what's called dyskinesia, which is that rocking motion." When Couric said Limbaugh had suggested Fox intentionally skipped his medication to increase his symptoms and appear more sympathetic, the actor said, "The irony is that I was too medicated and was dyskinesic. Because the thing about being symptomatic is that it's not comfortable. No one wants to be symptomatic – it's like wanting to hit yourself with a hammer." There is no time that he's not medicated, he said. "At this point now, if I didn't take medication I wouldn't be able to speak. I'd have a mask face. I'd lock up and I wouldn't be able to move." In the ad, Fox endorses Missouri Senate challenger Claire McCaskill, who supports government funding for stem-cell research. But Limbaugh said on his syndicated radio program Tuesday that Fox might have been exaggerating his symptoms: "This is the only time I've ever seen Michael J. Fox portray any of the symptoms of the disease he has. He can barely control himself." On Thursday, Limbaugh posted a transcript of that day's show under the heading "Rush Apology: I Was Wrong. Fox Took Too Much Medication." In the transcript, he says, "Okay, I need to apologize, I was wrong because I speculated either he didn't take his medication or he was acting. I never said the word faking. … But I was wrong. He did take his medications. Now he took too much medication." Couric told Fox that she'd called Limbaugh, who told her he believed "Democrats have a long history of using victims of various things as political spokespeople because they believe they are untouchable and infallible." Fox replied, "He used the word victim, and on another occasion I heard he used the word pitiable. You have to understand, nobody in this situation wants pity. … I'm not a victim. I'm someone who's in this situation … along with millions of other Americans." Asked if it was tough to speak out in public as his symptoms become more severe with time, Fox said, "It's not pretty when it gets bad. I've learned to throw vanity out the window. I've had enough years of people thinking I was pretty and teenage girls hanging my picture on walls. I'm over that now." Fox, 45, was first diagnosed with Parkinson's in 1991 and went public with the condition in a 1998 PEOPLE cover story. In 2000, he stopped acting full-time because of the disease, devoting himself to spending time with his family (he and wife Tracy Pollan, 46, are parents to Sam, 17, twins Aquinnah and Schuyler, 11, and Esmé, 5) and working with his Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson's Research. Since then, the organization has raised millions of dollars.

LIAR...never believe a woman who makes Skelator look like a heffer!
Nicole says she's checking herself in to rehab because she has no idea why she can't gain weight and she says she's tried and tried and tried but she just can't seem to put any weight on. Apparently she's working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It's said that she passed out at a night club over the weekend and had to be taken out the back and driven to hospital by her friends.

I never thought I'd see the day!


I've waited for this day for as long as Whitney's been with Bobby. I grew up singing Whitney songs with my mom and adored the women until she hooked up with Bobby and became a nut case. Here she is Saturday night at the 17th Carousel of Hope Ball looking like she's back on her game and better than ever!